i hate those guys who use any opportunity to show off their abs
booty booty booty booty rocking every pearNobody understands how funny i find this
- Child: " Dear God will mommy get better? "
- God: " THERE'S A LINK TO MY FAQ PAGE ON MY BLOG READ IT BEFORE YOU ASK ME THINGS PLS THX <3"
what if in between every class period instead of a bell it was one of the hannah montana transitions like “oh oh yeah oh oh ooh wooahhh” and on the way to lunch its like “yeah YEAH” and to chemistry its “oh oh woah oh woah woah”
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I WOULD FUCKING LOVE THAT LOL. I’M FUCKING LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
- children: " Mommy, can you read us a story before we go to bed? "
- me: " Okay, okay. "
- me: " Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony..."
seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did
Clifford Hoyt, age 31, suffered serious injuries in an automobile accident in 1999. After he regained consciousness, he told a terrified nurse that he had died and visited Hell. He expounded on the tortures and anguish he experienced in frightening detail. He refused psychological treatment and was released.
Several weeks later, Hoyt’s neighbors complained to their landlord that strange music was playing in his apartment at all hours of the night. Upon investigating, the building’s owner found Clifford in this condition. Mr. Hoyt was still quite lucid and protested when the landlord attempted to call the police. Concerned for the damage done to his property, he took photographs of the apartment, of which the image above is an example. He left and contacted Mr. Hoyt’s family, who contacted authorities.
Clifford claimed that demons from Hell were still trying to capture him. He explained that his body would burn incessantly unless he played music to scare the demons away. He would only leave the house for short periods of time to get minimal supplies, including large blocks of ice to soothe the burning he felt as he tried to sleep.
I know I’ve reblogged this at least twice. It’s still amazing though.
Amanda Bynes appears in New York City court on drug charges
Happy birthday, Brooklyn Bridge!
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This puberty thing isn’t workin out too well.
Anonymous asked: Not a question but just wanted you to know I smile every time I see your avatar. So pretty <3