i hate those guys who use any opportunity to show off their abs
Procrastination Station
I'm just another awkward 16 year old kid who has almost no friends except for the refrigerator. To fill the void, I talk to the voices in my head, and they all agree that I'm slowly losing touch with sanity. ~Michael Vester
OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!
ehhh this doesn’t really look like jennif-WHAT THE FUCK
I was just like oh eh then wig and looks up and HOLY SHIT
WOAH WHAT THE F ACK
- Child: " Dear God will mommy get better? "
- God: " THERE'S A LINK TO MY FAQ PAGE ON MY BLOG READ IT BEFORE YOU ASK ME THINGS PLS THX <3"
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llnz:
what if in between every class period instead of a bell it was one of the hannah montana transitions like “oh oh yeah oh oh ooh wooahhh” and on the way to lunch its like “yeah YEAH” and to chemistry its “oh oh woah oh woah woah”
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I WOULD FUCKING LOVE THAT LOL. I’M FUCKING LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
Genius.
(Source: ruinedchildhood)
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How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information
You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.
Future Bed Time Stories:
- children: " Mommy, can you read us a story before we go to bed? "
- me: " Okay, okay. "
- me: " Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony..."
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seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did
Posted on Saturday 25 May with 31,813 notes. Via i really wish i weren't here right now - (randomness-is-epic).
Clifford Hoyt, age 31, suffered serious injuries in an automobile accident in 1999. After he regained consciousness, he told a terrified nurse that he had died and visited Hell. He expounded on the tortures and anguish he experienced in frightening detail. He refused psychological treatment and was released.
Several weeks later, Hoyt’s neighbors complained to their landlord that strange music was playing in his apartment at all hours of the night. Upon investigating, the building’s owner found Clifford in this condition. Mr. Hoyt was still quite lucid and protested when the landlord attempted to call the police. Concerned for the damage done to his property, he took photographs of the apartment, of which the image above is an example. He left and contacted Mr. Hoyt’s family, who contacted authorities.
Clifford claimed that demons from Hell were still trying to capture him. He explained that his body would burn incessantly unless he played music to scare the demons away. He would only leave the house for short periods of time to get minimal supplies, including large blocks of ice to soothe the burning he felt as he tried to sleep.
I know I’ve reblogged this at least twice. It’s still amazing though.
life:
Happy birthday, Brooklyn Bridge!
Today we celebrate the remarkable Brooklyn landmark turning 130.
(Andreas Feininger—Time & Life Pictures/Getty Images)
kottke.org: Wanting to be liked
This interview with a 14-year-old girl about how she uses her iPhone and social media is almost equal parts fascinating and terrifying. Some choice quotes:
“I’ll wake up in the morning and go on Facebook just … because,” Casey says. “It’s not like I want to or I don’t. I just go on it. I’m,…
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This puberty thing isn’t workin out too well.
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Anonymous asked: Not a question but just wanted you to know I smile every time I see your avatar. So pretty <3
thanks <3
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No way.
YO WHAT THE FUCK
going to try this...
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number one reason why my dream is to be a wedding photographer
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Carina Nebula
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