The best conversation I've heard in a while

  • My friend: " Well I don't believe in religion. Like I don't believe that when you die, you become a tree. "
  • Stranger: " Well when you die, you'll turn into a tree and we'll cut you up and make you into bibles."
Posted on Sunday 29 April with 2 notes.
  • When an attractive guy makes a weird face: " OMG you're so cute and adorable stop it omg guys look at how adorable he's being. "
  • When I make a weird face: " Ew what are you doing."
Posted on Monday 16 April with 39 notes.

Other guys:

Hey I have nice hair

Hey I have dimples

Hey I’m rich

Hey I got abs

Hey I’m acne free

Hey I’m talented

Me:

I have a blog.

Posted on Friday 13 April with 3 notes.

What I assume most girls would think

  • To a cute guy: " He's so cute. "
  • To a hot guy: " Oh Jesus he's so hot. "
  • To an athletic guy: " Wow, he's really athletic. "
  • To me: " What is that creature. Is that some new species of rodent?"
Posted on Sunday 8 April with 11 notes.
Posted on Friday 6 April with 15 notes.
Posted on Friday 6 April with 8 notes.
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