I was in class and this girl took out a snack in an opaque tupperware and I was like “hey what snack do you have?”
And she whispered, “guinea pig,”
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I'm just another awkward 16 year old kid who has almost no friends except for the refrigerator. To fill the void, I talk to the voices in my head, and they all agree that I'm slowly losing touch with sanity. ~Michael Vester
Posted on Monday 13 May with 1 note.
- Me: " MOM WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO YOUR PLANTS "
- Mom: " Because if you talk to them they will grow "
- Me: " I THINK THEY NEED WATER MORE THAN THEY NEED MOTIVATION "
- Mom: " Go back inside"
Posted on Friday 3 May with 1 note.
Posted on Thursday 28 March with 2 notes.
I swear I’m just like my text posts — undoubtedly hilarious, but unappreciated and unsuccessful.
Posted on Thursday 28 March with 217 notes.
Posted on Tuesday 26 March.
My literal interpretation of Passion Fruit when I was young.
Posted on Sunday 24 March with 221,064 notes. Via Sleeping So Little But I'm Living The Good Life - (jeremy-mcshittin).
- dad in any movie: " but son, you're throwing away your DREAM "
- son in any movie: " no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~"
Posted on Friday 22 March with 1 note.
Ha so it was my dad’s birthday and when my mom put the candles on the cake, she messed up and it ended up as “Birthday Happy,”
And the thing is, neither of them noticed and they didn’t understand why I couldn’t stop laughing.
Posted on Tuesday 12 March with 3 notes.
That one kid in your class that tries way too hard on projects and presentations and makes yours look so shitty.
Posted on Tuesday 12 February with 1 note.
My favourite part of religion class is when someone sneezes and people say “bless you,”
Posted on Wednesday 6 February with 9 notes.
I…don’t know what came over me
she was a gull
he was a buoy
can i make it anymore obvious
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT TUMBLR
yo this is at 53,000 notes I think we can stop now
(Source: for-a)
Posted on Friday 7 September.
- Me: " Do you have a corny pickup line? "
- Friend: " Are you a penny? Cause I'd pick you up first! "
- Me: " ... "
- Friend: " "
- Me: " ...Are you a 7 year old girl? Cause I'd pick- "
- Friend: " "
- Me: " ...I'm funny I know it."
Posted on Friday 31 August with 4 notes.
An accurate depiction of me at school dances.
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studying for finals is not going well i am going to regret it so much
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I love how spell check underlines this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and it makes it look like its wearing lipstick...
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Remember how Zac Efron didn’t actually sing in the first High School Musical lol
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This puberty thing isn’t workin out too well.
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Anonymous asked: Not a question but just wanted you to know I smile every time I see your avatar. So pretty <3
thanks <3
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No way.
YO WHAT THE FUCK
going to try this...
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number one reason why my dream is to be a wedding photographer
